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    Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 07:15
After more years of constant support from toyomotor, he is now promoted to moderator.

It is well deserved and we welcome him in the staff group

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Great news toyomotor Thumbs Up
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Thank you Vanuatu.
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Are you sharing an office?
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No, but I've got a nice office available for a PA.

Sorry, I meant Executive PA with your own car space, with your name on it.


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So what's a PA?
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A Personal Assistant. Usually long legged, buxom, beautiful, not too bright, and willing to provide "aid and comfort" to the boss in stressful times.

Travels all over the globe with him while his wife and family stay home, and is the source of all comfort in times of need.

No need for shorthand, typing skills, filing or clerical skills, and make good coffee.
Other requirements:
  • Blue eyes.
  • Long blonde hair.
  • Did I mention big boobs?
  • Must love fishing.
  • Have own boat.
  • Must love dogs.
Please forward photo of dog.Thumbs Up

If you or someone you know fits this description, applications, accompanied by your resume can be forwarded to..............Smile  



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 Sorrry, didn't mean to infer that you're brainless and that your dog is better looking than you. The definition is a comical one in common use in Australia, the joke being that no-one would apply.

Hope I didn't offend you.


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Originally posted by toyomotor toyomotor wrote:

A Personal Assistant. Usually long legged, buxom, beautiful, not too bright, and willing to provide "aid and comfort" to the boss in stressful times.

Travels all over the globe with him while his wife and family stay home, and is the source of all comfort in times of need.

No need for shorthand, typing skills, filing or clerical skills, and make good coffee.
Other requirements:
  • Blue eyes.
  • Long blonde hair.
  • Did I mention big boobs?
  • Must love fishing.
  • Have own boat.
  • Must love dogs.
Please forward photo of dog.Thumbs Up

If you or someone you know fits this description, applications, accompanied by your resume can be forwarded to..............Smile  




But I do have blue eyes, long blonde hair, big boobs, own a boat made out of milk cartons and  bungee cords. She's named for my dog "Pass the Bucket." 

And I Do Got Worms! And You Love To Fish!

(dog appears as oversexed phantasm in photographs). 

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Dee,

Good one.

I'll get your name painted on your parking space.

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In his triumphal parade, in the chariot, a lowly slave rode with Caesar,
saying to him.
"Remember Caesar,
Thou art mortal."

<grin>

Don't forget your origins from us lowly peons, and don't let the power 
go to your head;)

a belated congratulations.
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Originally posted by franciscosan franciscosan wrote:

In his triumphal parade, in the chariot, a lowly slave rode with Caesar,
saying to him.
"Remember Caesar,
Thou art mortal."

<grin>

Don't forget your origins from us lowly peons, and don't let the power 
go to your head;)

a belated congratulations.

My Executive Personal Assistant, Vanuatu, will keep me in line.   Thumbs Up

I'm just an ordinary man doing ordinary things.  
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I think you misunderstood her,
I think she said that "when the revolution comes,
I will put him in line, for the firing squad." <grin>

You might say, she is gunnin' for your positionWink

Of course, I might have misunderstood that too.
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I'll be the first to admit that I don't understand women.

If Vanuatu is going to push me under a fast moving concrete truck, so she can be boss, she wouldn't be the first woman to bump off her opposition.

But I don't think that Vanuatu would do that. She's a warm, kind loveable person who happens to have been appointed as my EPA, with car park, with her name on it.  Clap
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Have you told her about the year long quarantine for her dog?
That might be a deal breaker.....

Does she know Johnny Depp, his wife and the war against Terrier?
You should let her know.  Informed consent is very important....
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If dog has had all it's vaccinations, quaratine only 3 months.

Johnny Depp and wife, in their arrogance, assumed that they were too important for the Australian law. 

There was no war against any terrier. And I would think  that she, Vanuatu would have heard matter anyway about the whole


As for Vanuatu and informed consent, she must by 17years old or older. Minors are considered not capable of giving informed consent.

Why are you talking about Vanuatu and informed consent for heavens sake?


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Originally posted by toyomotor toyomotor wrote:

If dog has had all it's vaccinations, quaratine only 3 months.

Johnny Depp and wife, in their arrogance, assumed that they were too important for the Australian law. 

There was no war against any terrier. And I would think  that she, Vanuatu would have heard matter anyway about the whole


As for Vanuatu and informed consent, she must by 17years old or older. Minors are considered not capable of giving informed consent.

Why are you talking about Vanuatu and informed consent for heavens sake?



Hi Happy St Pat's Day.
Yea I heard about Johnny, I really get a kick out of Australia busting Hollywood chops! Haha

Ah yes I'm of legal age at least but I might need the shots! The dog is pretty clean.
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No, I wasn't talking about _that_ informed consent.  Gosh!
I was just saying that her consent should be informed
about Australian dog-law.
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Originally posted by franciscosan franciscosan wrote:

No, I wasn't talking about _that_ informed consent.  Gosh!
I was just saying that her consent should be informed
about Australian dog-law.

Oh, now you clarify!

I thought you were referring to informed consent for a different set of circumstances.

Quarantine laws regarding animals are pretty similar all over the world.

Informed Consent laws vary from country to country and impact on the age that informed consent can be given.
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Originally posted by toyomotor toyomotor wrote:

Originally posted by franciscosan franciscosan wrote:

No, I wasn't talking about _that_ informed consent.  Gosh!
I was just saying that her consent should be informed
about Australian dog-law.

Oh, now you clarify!

I thought you were referring to informed consent for a different set of circumstances.

Quarantine laws regarding animals are pretty similar all over the world.

Informed Consent laws vary from country to country and impact on the age that informed consent can be given.

Now just because the dog has reached a certain age, it really shouldn't count as consent. You have to consider his emotional state.
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Or hers.


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Do yourself a favor toyomotor, and don't consider her emotional state. It will keep you up at night.
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I've just posted that I disqualify myself from making any further comment about Presient Donald Trump.
I did this on the basis that I have formed opinions that are distinctly anti-Trump, and therefore I cannot make unbiased comments, which is what, I believe, that this forum is all about.

I shall refrain from any further posts about the President.


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Originally posted by Vanuatu Vanuatu wrote:

Do yourself a favor toyomotor, and don't consider her emotional state. It will keep you up at night.

I love animals, in general, far more than I like some human beings, on that basis, I probably would worry about your furry friend.

But were we really taking about your dog?


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Originally posted by toyomotor toyomotor wrote:

I've just posted that I disqualify myself from making any further comment about Presient Donald Trump.
I did this on the basis that I have formed opinions that are distinctly anti-Trump, and therefore I cannot make unbiased comments, which is what, I believe, that this forum is all about.

I shall refrain from any further posts about the President.




toyomotor,
you dont need to disqualify yourself - remember, all views are ok.
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Just before I bow out, I'd like to explain that most Australians don't have much time for titles and trappings of power.

We habitually call senior members of government and the establishment by their first names. One bloke even went so far as to refer to Queen Elizabeth as Betty Windsor.

Because I have frequently referred to some of your politicians by their first names, or by their surnames, please don't automatically think that I'm being disrespectful. Except for your Presidents that is, in which case I have been disrespectful.

For this thread, adios.
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