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    Posted: 01 Jun 2017 at 03:46
Alas and alack, I have been set upon and laid low by pesky varmints in the guise of Internet Service providers, one of whom I've I've had publicly flogged and confined to the stocks for 30days, never to darken my doorstep again.

After much of the toing and froing, my miraculous machine is now functioning as well as a skullery maid in full flight. I'm able to communicate as loquaciously as ever, not to put too fine point on it, and I know, much to the delight of members.

So drink up and be hearty.
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Skol! and Erin Go Bragh !

I really need this machine it's part of me now it's evolution. We humans will be implanting computers into our bodies, within 50 years, says I.
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Originally posted by Vanuatu Vanuatu wrote:

Skol! and Erin Go Bragh !

I really need this machine it's part of me now it's evolution. We humans will be implanting computers into our bodies, within 50 years, says I.

Where have you been dear? Small computers are being implanted into prosthetic limbs as we speak-well we aren't really speaking, but, you know......

They're controlled by the brain, through minute cables attached to nerves which run the computers. I think there are batteries there somewhere.

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Fascinating as that is, I was thinking of screens and desktop power, web search etc maybe in the palms of our hands.
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Originally posted by Vanuatu Vanuatu wrote:

Fascinating as that is, I was thinking of screens and desktop power, web search etc maybe in the palms of our hands.

Well, if you think you can fit those into a human body, OK.
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